Two golfers are waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman runs
across the fairway and into the woods. Two men in white coats and
another guy carrying two buckets of sand are chasing her, and a little
old man is bringing up the rear.
One of the golfers grabs the old man and says, " What the hell is going
The old guy says, "She's a nymphomaniac from the asylum, she keeps
trying to escape, and us attendants are trying to catch her."
The golfer says, "What about the guy with the buckets of sand?"
The old guy says, "That's his handicap. He caught her last time."
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