Two golfers are waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman runs

across the fairway and into the woods. Two men in white coats and

another guy carrying two buckets of sand are chasing her, and a little

old man is bringing up the rear.

One of the golfers grabs the old man and says, " What the hell is going


The old guy says, "She's a nymphomaniac from the asylum, she keeps

trying to escape, and us attendants are trying to catch her."

The golfer says, "What about the guy with the buckets of sand?"

The old guy says, "That's his handicap. He caught her last time."


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