A BAD MISTAKE EH!

 > > > > A man staggers into an emergency room with two black > > > > eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball......stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake".  "What did you do?", asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"